Police blotter: Drinking and fighting

Published March 8, 2010 at 12:00 p.m.

A woman reported she and her friend met a man at a sushi bar in Atlanta. They were too intoxicated to drive so the man drove them both to their home. She said the man came in for a few minutes. He came onto her and she declined. He then left and she believes he stole her silver Lexus LS430.

5800 block of Roswell Road: Cops received a fight call at Cocktail Cove bar. They found security guards detaining a drunk and screaming man. They found out the drunk and screaming man began hitting (figuratively) on a woman who was with another guy. So she rejected him. So he threw a beer in her face. And it was after this that all the fun started. That crazy “funster” was arrested.

The short version of this is: Male Ego+Booze+Raging Libido=Arrest.

The arrested man was asked for his side of the story, but all he would do was call the cops name and accuse them of padding their stats with his arrest.

Revised short-version formula: Male Ego+Moron+Booze+Raging Libido=Arrest.

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